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2d ago

Shift blame

Github - Website

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Lmao shit dude that's like something out of an 80s corporate disinformation campaign.
Beautiful.
Flip the script
- We need a fourth one for "User error".
  
  A pebkac mode.
- Ohhh i'm adding that
This is peak SRE: better UX, better telemetry, and better blame routing—all in one error page.
Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green
- Add more colours a button that turns it into a slot machine. Three sevens and you win a prize.
  (a redirect to a picture of a duck)
- When you've eliminated all other possibilities, it must be the user that's at fault
- Add a contact button so they can email CloudFlare about the bug directly.
- Well, that is an available preset too: https://virt.moe/cferr/wxqcqcd
  
  Oh, man, the people that design most REST APIs got loose!
  
  I think that's the first time I've seen the .moe TLD outside catbox. What even is it, I just think of the bartender from the Simpsons.
- I'm pretty sure I've had to debug errors like that
derrick from sales guy vs web dude would have loved this
I would forget I set this up and not fix the problem for a while. Honestly seems like a win if the boss can't tell.
That github link randomly redirects me to https://virt.moe/cferr/editor/
Huh?
Edit: No I am just a fucking idiot. I thought "Github Website" was a single link, not 2 links.
Ooo that's fun. Might have to add that to my site.
On the same genius line: 😁
I'll use this for various things on my domain while having no actual involvement with cloudflare
https://virt.moe/cferr/cypov8d
A cloudfront ip block would be even simpler to do.
cloudflare should be split into different companies which would then be given to the workers who would collectivize each of them. seriously!
And it results in a call to the ISP's customer service for 30 minutes.

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