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I found the best way is coconut oil and a wok. Pops pretty much all of it, rarely burns any.

no wonder they call you the popcorn princess

I feel like bananas are the same way:

too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe for an hour, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown

In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies...
I've given up on keeping fresh fruit around.
I think you're thinking about avocados
Bananas here last about three days of perfect, then become merely good for a few more
How brown does a banana have to be to be bad?

Stop making your popcorn in the microwave!

Make it in a pot. The taller the pot, the less popped corn will be touching the bottom, so less is burnt as the others take time to finish. 👌

Stovetop every time babe♡

Can't be beat ♡

I have an air popper <3
- I only just noticed your username. Lmao
- I put our (cheap) air popper in a big box so it cant really "miss the bowl" :D
- Two air poppers, a whirly pop, and a, bags of microwave shit for emergencies
And put sugar in the pot as soon as the first kernel starts to pop!

I have a popcorn popping machine like what they have in theaters. I was going to sell it because it takes up way too much space and I need the money, but then I tested it out and it is one of my favorite things. When I have cravings, I flood it full of perfectly cooked, salted, and oiled popcorn within minutes, and fill an 8 qt Instant Pot pot because cylinder shapes hold more popcorn than bowl shapes can.

Sometimes the adult thing to do is have popcorn for dinner.

Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I'm not being sarcastic, it's so good.

I like a little scorch, but it's too fine of a line that I don't bother attempting it.
Yes but we like weird
What about burnt toast?
I've met a few that enjoyed it
- You fuckin bet your ass I love me some burnt ass bread. Especially if it's sourdough garlic bread. Char that motherfucker and scrape the roof of my mouth all god damn day.

2 minutes and 13 seconds exactly for my popcorn.

It took several tries

Guys, you just listen and wait until there's three seconds between pops, then it's done.

Or use the popcorn button. Try it! Sometimes they work!
- I knew what that link was before even opening it. 🍿💦💨🪄
- I could fall asleep listening to him tell me all about why I should use the pre-wash function on the dishwasher.

I can smell this post and the disappointment.

Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.

If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn

Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.

Then you run for 3-5 seconds after it cools a moment, then let it rest in the microwave for about 20 seconds and it’ll keep popping in the hotbox.
- Instructions unclear HOUSE ON FIRE! HALP!
So should 3:38.

Ok, so what you rule over Popcorn? What is there to Popcorn? What kinds do you even make?

Literally me last night.

Stopped it at 3:37:30, so only seared a small section at the bottom.

Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh

Some of us live in the future. A future where every time I make popcorn my blueteeth speakers crackle so I can't hear my cryptobro podcast and go all in on bitcoin in 2018.

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If it exists, there's someone on the internet watching it while eating corn?