JD, is that you!?

I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!

it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
This means that Abraham made a tall pile in his house of the foreskins from the many people that he had circumcised. He piled them, one on top of the other, in his house and a stream of blood flowed from these foreskins. The Holy One said to the angels: let us go to Abraham’s house to visit the sick. The angels said: Lord of the Universe, it stinks and it is quite repulsive in Abraham’s house, because of the foreskins. God said: in my eyes the smell of the foreskins is much better than the pleasant odors of all the incense, as the verse says, “I will betake me to the mount of myrrh”
idk it's just something kinda fun to do i guess
It happened because an old man during the Bronze Age had a schizophrenic episode and hallucinated god commanding him to cut off his foreskin as proof of loyalty. Everyone just... Went on to humor him I guess and here we are thousands of years later and not much has changed. This is just proof of how traditions can be really stupid.
- Not-so-fun fact, ritual circumcision was practiced by many groups in the ancient world. The oldest written account of Egyptian circumcision is from the 23rd century BCE (which predates its use in Abrhamic religions by well over 1000 years).
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_circumcision
I guess a Bris fits under “any excuse to party”.
What else will they put into skincare products

Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me
- You’re welcome 😉

Moisturize….me

This is the most disturbing thing I've seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.

I think I'm gonna start working now. You've disgusted me that much. I'm gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.

I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car

It will, brother. I believe.

Make a couch out if him

I'm restoring my foreskin right now and so thinking about this reminds me of people who take the tomato off a hamburger and then add ketchup...

Tomato and Ketchup are not equivalent. Ketchup tastes nothing like a tomato. Nobody would stick a French fry in a cup of tomato puree.
- ... Has anyone stuck a french fry in marinara to test this? Because that's not the most awful combo I can think of.
While also claiming to be allergic to msg. While also chugging bloody Marys at the cheesecake factory.
- Rough date, huh?
I didn't even know that was a thing! The foreskin thing or the tomato thing.

Do all Incels go to Heaven?

They're the first ones there. And they'll receive 72 virgins.
- I'd rather be warm than seeing those idiots rewarded for hate everyday.

Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren't getting mutilated.

Personally, I'm glad they took a little extra off. I'm swimming in dick over here and anything more would've just been too much.
- Where's Santa's maggoty..... When you need them?
- swimming in...what?!?!