S&Box went open-source and the comments are very calm

These are normal and healthy comments

Most of the places I've worked I'd have been told to get rid of the cursing before checking something in. But, my own personal codebase has tons of this sort of thing.
But, aside from the cursing, these actually look like excellent comments. Comments should warn you when the code isn't what you might expect. These are excellent from that point of view. If this is what a random sampling of the comments in the codebase looks like, it is probably a very well commented codebase.
- Why are the fart sniffers reading the code? Or does the mere thought of a naughty no-no word give them the bad tingles?

Wasn't there a graph posted somewhere at some point which showed the frequency of different swear words in comments in the Linux kernel code?

I'm pretty sure its a website that just analyzes the git repo and you can search for your own terms as well
Edit: https://www.vidarholen.net/contents/wordcount/

Man, at $DAYJOB, if we open-source something, they tell us to check for checked-in passwords and whatnot, and force us to throw away the commit history, which always feels stupid when we've known upfront that we're going to open-source it and so kept things clean from the start.

But then, yeah, you see a post like that and just think that it really wouldn't have been too difficult to search for swear words before publishing.
I mean, I also don't really care, since it's code rather than an official communication channel, but I can understand why management might care.

Management can go fuck themselves. Do they want the code to fucking work or not? These are load-bearing fucks.
- It literally helps future programmers. There is nothing more inspiring than reading comments you can feel solidarity with. These literally are load bearing comments.
  I also enjoy the sarcastic "I won't regret taking this shortcut" comments. Like, you're trying to fix some ass-holes code and they are literally mocking you for the fact that they knew they did it wrong but it would be someone else's problem in the future. It's a "pass the torch" kind of thing that I always enjoy. Like, I can't be mad because I just feel so connected in our mutual frustration of wage labor bull shit.

These are pretty calm messages to an Australian and Garry is British, so culture checks out.

// What the fuck
// Fuck dynamic compiling.
// what the fuck is this shit
// What the fuck, why isnt this a method

Should this by the by commentary be there?
Not really.
But as a programmer, I understand each and every time I see something like:

// Urgh this is so dirty, Invalidate() and Refresh() do nothing.
tButt.AutoSize = false;
tButt.Width = maxWidth;
tButt.Height = maxHeight;
tButt.AutoSize = true;

        // this is bollocks, delete it

That's almost certainly from a Brit.

            // this looks like I'm being a fancy arsehole, but this is all because  
    // the window shows up white for some reason when first opened, and this  
    // disguises it.

Could be either.

chefkiss.png

Now THIS is art!

Had to search it, since I've never heard of s&box.

s&box is a spiritual successor to Garry’s Mod and a love letter to Source 2

Edit. A game engine. So, super cool.

- It is, though.
  S&box (pronounced Sandbox) is an upcoming game engine and platform developed by Facepunch Studios, intended to be a spiritual successor to Garry's Mod.

Clearly they gave every last fuck they could about that code.

I literally just wrote this a few hours ago (line 55)

You writing an interpreter/VM? For what language?
- Lox
  Once i have a solid implementation, I wanna morph it into a custom scripting language for generating diagrams (a la graphviz or mermaid js)
  https://github.com/Lightfire228/lightweaver
The more insane, unlikely, and catastrophic the error, the more appropriate an insane, terse, apocalyptic error message is.

Typical Garry.

Yep.
Not too long ago I was explaining to people how Garry is both an asshole and bad at coding... now we get to see the unprofessional struggle session.
Like, if you are frustrated that calling methods from your own code base doesn't work... maybe fix your code's utility functions?
Instead of doing one off hackjobs for everything?
Any serious, experienced coder has tendencies toward this or even versions of their code with some of this kind of stuff in it.
... but you fucking clean it up and rewrite the rage with actually helpful documentation, if you actually give a damn about other people who might use it.
As the TF2 Sniper put it:
Professionals have standards.
- I don't see anything unprofessional there. Just naughty words. But, the naughty words are somewhere where they warn you that the code below doesn't behave as expected, or complain because there isn't a better way to do something. That seems like the best time to use strong language.
  Cleaning it up is a great idea in theory, but in practice almost everybody has higher priority things to be doing. Leaving a comment in the code for why something is ugly is the best thing you can do when you don't clean something up, so that someone coming along after you doesn't struggle with it. We have no idea how many "naughty" comments are no longer there because the issues they addressed were cleaned up.
- Where the fuck are you coming up with the time to refactor all of your fucking frameworks?
- But the trick is to keep the code good enough that it runs, but bad enough that you have job security
- Funny how you bring up TF2 at the end when TF2's own codebase is legendary spaghetti

ToLower() to compare paths 🤮

it's valid on macos tho...
- Apple's filesystems in fact have an option for case-sensitivity.
- There are StringComparison options to pass that allow you to ignore case sensitivity when comparing. No need for ToLower.
- Then they're not the same path...

I can't swear or reference other team members anymore, it was considered hostile. Fuck Steve, trying to get his git numbers up by running a linter on my feature branch while I am developing the branch. Now I can't fucking quickly read the code, it is a mess for a reason, it is temporary. I hate Python for this, I come from C++ land and need my whitespace.

git pull # you see bullshit git reset --hard HEAD@{1} git push --force
Solved! Tell your coworker to make their own branch!
- That comment made me laugh so hard
If it's your feature branch, just revert his commits (or reset the remote branch to your local branch)? Not sure why a feature branch would be shared between devs...
- Ask Steve why he was working on my feature branch. Steve is not a smart person. He also built a feature that another team was working on, over a weekend and implemented it on Monday morning. The feature was already finished on Friday and the PR was waiting for approval. While 10x devs work fast, they create 10x the work for everyone else. He no longer works here and it turns out he burned every single team with shit like this. It is so hard to get rid of someone who can work fast. When upper management is convinced someone who is productive and smart can do no wrong. They ignore the fucking carnage they create.
Just don't pull his commit

They wrote what we're all thinking!

The more experience I gain over the years, the more this feels relatable. I had to pull myself together to keep my comments regarding kaputt Nvidia APIs civil in my code and commit messages.

Ah Nvidia. Always a fucking PITA (not the bread kind). I wonder how they have managed to become the most valuable chip manufacturer worldwide.

The competitors don't really try to be better.
And if, the driver is a mess.

These are good comments.

Honestly, yeah. I mean, not the best but I definitely am more in favor of comments being a commentary than explaining what's happening. Explaining why is better than what, but in general, comments where anything absolutely bonkers is happening are useful. Bare minimum, I think some sort of acknowledgement that the person writing the code also recognized their code was weird (necessarily or not) is nice.

fuck me c# - is this how we compare paths

hahaha I've done this exact thing before, with windows formatting folder paths as x/y/z and file paths as x\y\z.ext, especially since some modules would only accept one format or another

I am glad I worked on codebases where we didnt run fast and break things. Well built software is achievable, but not flashy

For fucks sake Garry!

Poor Garry :'(

got me interested to try learning c#

Reminds me of these

Comments in Netscape when it became open source