Instructions unclear. Roommate shat his pants while stabbing me repeatedly. Please advise.
66 0 ReplyRelationship advice: that's a red flag.
22 0 ReplyMight be a beige flag, they can work through this if that’s what they want
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Careers adviser: I advise you to get a career 🤷
12 0 ReplyYour roommate seems to suffer from main character syndrome
7 0 Reply“And they were roomates”
3 0 ReplyThey saw the article before you did
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Damn! They weren't lying.
42 0 ReplyI'm their roommate and I can confirm this
12 0 ReplyWere you killed before or after the soiling?
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Are you using your poop knife to kill your roommate?
9 0 ReplyOh, poop knife, now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
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Already done one of these and let me just say that I don't have any roommates.
37 0 ReplyGod I hope that you shat yourself and the your NEVER had any roommates.
19 0 ReplyI have to let you know that I'm a professional shidder
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You say you don’t have any now but say nothing of BEFORE the incident
10 0 ReplyI didn't have any before the incident
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...anymore.
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Damn is it really that crazy of a change
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