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Phoenix has a supervillain

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Penis man, penis man
Doing the things a penis can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Penis man
Is he real soft, or is he real hard?
When he paints graffiti, is he at large?
Or is the large at him instead?
Nobody knows, penis man.
That stoplight has too many lights.
- Stop
  Prepare to stop
  Go
  Go faster
  Faster daddy
- Probably arrow lights.
Dude's taking the penis game a bit too far.
Glad to see the male chapter of the prestigious Pen Fifteen club is going strong
Pen is man
- Pen IS man!
  Eq shú pen shú man da!
It's likely there are actually penis men. Two have been arrested, one of which was recent: https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-arrested-for-penis-man-graffiti-in-tempe-copycat-warning
It's like a CBT hydra: cut one down and two more shall rise up.
- It could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts, where the mantle continually gets passed on to the next person. The Dread Pirate Johnson.
  
  Aaaaassss yooouuuu ddddiiiiickkkk
- Came here to mention that. From the article you linked:
  Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I'm not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
  
  We are all ~~domestic terrorists~~ Penis Man
Arizona's Banksy
- Wanksy
- "You may kill a man, but you cannot kill an idea."
  
  You're not dealing with the average Penis Man anymore. I am a Super Penisman! That's right, Phoenix. I've arisen beyond the limits of a normal Penisman, and into the realm of legend-- the legend that you fear. The legend known throughout the entire universe as the most powerful warrior to ever exist! I, Penis Man, have become a Super Penisman!
Correction:
Phoenix has a Hero.
- Phoenix needs a penis symbol spotlight
  
  I sense a new comic book in the making
Penis, man...
Nah, someone's just summoning John Dillermand
- Had to look up John Dillermand that’s hilarious. Danish kids show with a guy with a stretch Armstrong penis that helps people in a non sexual way John Dillermand Intro
Isn't that the guy from "The Boys"?

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