Favourite Zoidberg line?

"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.

I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!

The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well

I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
- "now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
  "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
- His doctorate is in art history.

Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!

Oh, that's where I left my cigar...
- That just raises further questions!
- That just raises more questions?!

Ironically, he's never said this throughout the show's run. The meme is attributed to him though, but it's never said in the show.
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
- One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it

Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."

I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?

Your music's bad and you should feel bad!

I use, "Enough of this, I'm going for a scuttle" all the time.

"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"

woop woop woop woop!

Crap just posted something about that one, missed it on my quick read. Mine too.
- Always more room for woop woop woop woop!

My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse

There little friend, good as new

Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
- Comedy and tragedy

Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.

Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.

it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me... Disemboweling in your species... Fatal or non-fatal?

But still, to have your own pool!

"and I'm his friend, Jesus!"

Agree. This is part of the shared lexicon in our home.

Deviled egg!?

......The same devilled egg

Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!

Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
- This isn't a war; it's a murder!

Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."

Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"

The Silence of the Clamps

The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"

"Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"

nom-nom-nom "I'm ruined!"

"Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”

JOHN

FUCKING

ZOIDBERG!

Don't mind if i already did!

The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"

Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?

That’s what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.
- I had garbage for dinner yesterday!
- The gaahbij paahts.

A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me...

where was that? i don't remember it at all
- https://youtu.be/pG-y_IMzlaA

Someday they'll watch from down in the gutter, they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.

The box says "no".

My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future

“Why not ZOIDBERG?”

I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.

"I've lost more patients than he's treated!"

I'm not hearing a nooo

Laughing at Hemes when they get paired up on Omicron Persei 8... "Screwed again my friend"

MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!

"Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll."

"We're out of rolls."

"Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!"

I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol

I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!

It's a trap, is why!

Let it ride!

Clack!

Woop woop woop, well as close as I recall to my favourite line. Mean yes he has some actual good (better) lines too, but I always think of that one for that 'doctor', not as good as The Doctor but take what you can get in the show.

That's normal.