Awesome 😎 How does this guy still have a job? I mean, everybody likes a dude that turns his life around… But this is like one of those US senators that got caught soliciting… wait —going to check if any of those guys voted for gay marriage 😉
P.S. Feels prudent to save y’all some time and say that I am 100% for gay marriage.
So Canadians elected this dude because apparently smoking crack is cool.
Take your pick:
3 years old I took a corner to fast at Mervins and almost took out my right eye on a glass shelf, 2 stitches.
6 years old I tried to do a backwards wheelie on my bike by jamming my foot in the front fork… while going down hill and carrying a load of oranges in my shirt. Went right over the handlebars, came to a stop on my chin. 13 stitches.
[…] I really wanted a broken arm, so people could sign my cast, but I never quite managed to break anything.
IDK man… in my experience vegan balloon-knot and carrots 🥕 🐖🦩🎟️🤙
I’m just guessing on the vegan part obviously…
College is tough, sometimes you just forget your carrot in the shower. —Sigmund Fraud
So close! 365 is right around the next 4 corners.
Could have just been washing it for later consumption. Best to see if it’s still warm.
Interesting… going to have to use my phone-a-friend on those calcs, but I always love a good 60’s CIA conspiracy. The shit those fuckers got away with is just bizarre 😅
I was afraid of that… saw the signature down in the corner about halfway through writing it. Figured it served the joke okay, no deference to the original artist intended.
I just love the… I don’t actually know if there’s a word for one word sounding like the other? Double entendre perhaps?
Great name, slava Ukraine.
Wow. I guess it’s a shot of espresso and ozempic… feels like we can combine those two things into one shot. Probably have to be like the StarFucks doubleshot™ cans though, peptides don’t like to be hot.
Truly Ai’s finest moment. I’m going to fall asleep with a huge shit-eating grin on my face tomorrow.
I could laugh, I could cry… what a fucking parasite of a company. They are basically just PatientTrolls© trolls at this point. Why didn’t I renew my copyright on trolling 😭
I need to go back and watch the first season of Restoration Garage, can’t remember what it was called… but there was a fairly terrifying little car with a similar front end. Probably a different minicar, there were so many… but it was part of some kind of traveling public safety program up in Canada in the 70’s… Mr. Something, roof restyled to look like a baseball cap.
Delightful post! Thanks 😊
This looks like a B++ movie to me 🤓
Thanks for the nice post!
Chowtime boys 🐕
Back in my day we’d post a Polaroid a day, but that was only if you were a successful turnip farmer like myself… wait, what was I talking about again?
Anyone notice siri no longer recognizes common foreign idoms anymore? Either in TTS or Ask Siri… The only concrete example I have is recognizing “Croque Monsieur” since my love for hot ham sandwiches has spanned the ages… but I feel like there’s something more nefarious at work here.
It feels like used to be able to ask for a info about random foreign words and it would at least trigger a web search for something phonetically similar, which would often get me the translation I was after. But lately* the TTS engine is militantly transforming everything into English. Obviously this is more subtle and open to other interpretations, but for example I just asked her what “hikikomori” were which got interpreted as “Hickam Morty,” with top hits for the show Rick and Morty.
Not sure if I just haven’t noticed the standard disclaimer before or if it’s a new “feature” 😬
Okay, it probably doesn’t really qualify because it’s; new, high-budget, directed by Zac Snyder, etc. But hear me out. This hot mess starts with space-nazis vs space-vikings, takes a turn through Star Wars, Oceans Eleven, space-Rome, and a few tropes that defy easy space-hyphenation.
To say the plot makes almost no sense would be generous. I’m loathed to spoil the greater arc here, but the plot does hinge on a village on the edge of space being forced to harvest grain in order to feed a passing army… there’s probably a Kurosawa reference here somewhere, but good movies just aren’t my jamb so I wouldn’t know ;-)
As I stare at the frozen credits at the end of part two and contemplate my life I have to note that there must actually have been footage cut from this movie (you’ll understand if you watch it) because they credit a Snake Wrangler!
So, if you have 4-5 hours of free time this weekend, a Netflix account you haven’t already cancelled, and are allergic to nice weather, I humbly submit, for your consideration: Rebel Moon parts I & II.
………. (All the periods I probably should have used)
