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What did your parents refrigerate? Mine refrigerated bread.
  • LOL šŸ˜‚

    One of momā€™s friends kept on getting sick, turned out it was moldy paintbrushes the whole timeā€¦

  • Wrong Answers Only: what is this style called?
  • Alpine Pop ā€” Inspired by early 90ā€™s ski ware and excessively ā€œurbanā€ sitcom references

  • Orion uniforms changed a lot by Tendi's day, didn't they?
  • Starfleet gives them the option of either the traditional bakini top or bottoms, but you still gotta wear the onesie, so most just skip it.

  • Ready to go get ourselves a piece of the action, Boss.
  • ā€œWeā€™re going to have so many henchmenā€¦ā€

  • Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."
  • Ah! I gotcha. Thanks for clarifying :-)

  • Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."
  • Assuming went=wontā€¦ Iā€™m still not following. Cancer charaties will tell you what?

  • Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."
  • Probably didnā€™t know how to tell you she might die. They really donā€™t give you much advice on how to talk to peopleā€¦ in my case it was literally a grade school style fill-in-the-blanks in-case-surgery-leaves-you-a-vegetable tell them we can have your organs work-book.

    But also likely a bit of narcissismā€¦ Iā€™m sorry. Nobody she find out that way.

  • The Simpsons IMDB ratings
  • Oh yeahā€¦ I donā€™t even have that one yet, and I just spent all my money on a The Venture Bros. hoodie šŸ˜…

    Can confirm S33E01 is play about retroactive continuity or something like that, it was pretty hard to follow. ļæ¼

  • Did RFK Jr.ā€™s Presidential Campaign Just Flame Out?
  • Was announcing that he (literally) had the brain worms supposed to be good for his campaign? This seems like the sanest trend in politics for at least a decade.

  • The Simpsons IMDB ratings
  • IMHO theyā€™ve been doing good stuff for the last few seasons. It definitely jumped the shark back there somewhere when the seasons went double digits, but theyā€™ve found a new niche.

  • The Simpsons IMDB ratings
  • Was that S33E01? Iā€™m definitely going to watch that tonightā€¦ seems to be about musical theater šŸ¤”

  • When the fuck did we start singing "shit"?
  • Well. I blame grunge rock and alternative. Prove me wrong ;-)

  • When the fuck did we start singing "shit"?
  • I was too! But somewhere between 1975 - 2000 that sorted itself out ;-)

  • Constantly. Or "oh, I thought I told you already."
  • ā€œSon Iā€™m going in for cancer surgery tomorrow. Everything will be fineā€¦ take care of your father, you know heā€™s basically useless on his own.ā€

    Literally 2 days ago. Donā€™t worry, sheā€™s fine.

  • Rebel Moon is an Epic B-Movie

    Okay, it probably doesnā€™t really qualify because itā€™s; new, high-budget, directed by Zac Snyder, etc. But hear me out. This hot mess starts with space-nazis vs space-vikings, takes a turn through Star Wars, Oceans Eleven, space-Rome, and a few tropes that defy easy space-hyphenation.

    To say the plot makes almost no sense would be generous. Iā€™m loathed to spoil the greater arc here, but the plot does hinge on a village on the edge of space being forced to harvest grain in order to feed a passing armyā€¦ thereā€™s probably a Kurosawa reference here somewhere, but good movies just arenā€™t my jamb so I wouldnā€™t know ;-)

    As I stare at the frozen credits at the end of part two and contemplate my life I have to note that there must actually have been footage cut from this movie (youā€™ll understand if you watch it) because they credit a Snake Wrangler!

    So, if you have 4-5 hours of free time this weekend, a Netflix account you havenā€™t already cancelled, and are allergic to nice weather, I humbly submit, for your consideration: Rebel Moon parts I & II.

    ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. (All the periods I probably should have used)

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