Who wants a merkin?
Who wants a merkin?
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- nice beaver you've got there.
- thanks, I just got it stuffed.
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Here, have the GIF. It has upwards of three pixels!
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Grow your bush like a real woman and put the 1970s Playboy Playmates to shame.
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Nice I'm going to be Bigfoot for Halloween this year and I've been exploring crotch options.
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Oh baby, yer merkin me hairy
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Uer a merkin, Harry!
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She has definitely found an unexploited niche in the market. I would say it's better than crystal dildos.
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Less likely to cause injury at least
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Does she have a certain kind of STD, that causes pubic hair loss?
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She made a comment once to the effect that no woman should have hair below the eyebrows. I'm sure she's probably had all of her body hair lasered off.
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And now she wants it back...
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Not sure about an STD but alopecia is hair loss iirc and is often a symptom or result of other medical issues. It's certainly not limited to head hair.
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They need to make bikini tops that look like tits
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Is there a matching top, skin-tone, with printed nipples?
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That's false advertising and might lead to prosecution.
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'Merican Merkin
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Send one to Trump for his nussy.
Oh god......that word is going to be used for a week now, isn't it?