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ThunderLegend @sh.itjust.works

1w ago

Good luck with that

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Mr. Wonka, your former lawyers have advised me to pin all the accidents and human/oompa-loompa rights violations on the management at the time of the violations in question.
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- Thank you
- Thank you fellow Brit
Um, technically no one died
- Exactly! You turn one girl into a blueberry and everyone loses their minds!
  
  I've always assumed that she survives but is horribly disfigured after having her skin stretched so much. Augustus is the one who I think may have died.
  
  Flexible!
  
  You know, I'm not sure which movie version's epilogue for the naughty kids I prefer now that you mention it
- Um, technically no one died, your Honor.
Unpopular opinion: Willy Wonka is on the Epstein List.
- https://youtu.be/P26lDBZM-7Y
Looks like the OSA is going great.
- vpn yo
  
  Imgur blocks VPNs
It’s okay, you can’t charge an uncle and grand nephew for the same crime
- That's just science
  
  We'll just charge Charlie we already have enough to put grandpa joe away for lifetimes
Reminds me of that episode of squidbillies

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