Useful witch skill

I hate it when you get all excited about vampires, and then they turn out to be part-time 😭

Wtf kind of terrible dentist is this person going to that they are leaving with a profusely bleeding mouth to the point where they can spill "a ton" of blood on themselves?

Unless you storm out against medical advice no doctor or dentist is going to discharge you while you're actively losing blood.

Gauze (or anything else in your mouth for that matter) makes you salivate. That mixed with a little bit of bleeding can look like a lot of blood. Or maybe she just drooled on herself and thought it looked bloodier than it actually was.
Did you know you can just buy lab coats
this probably was a hallucination this person had after dental surgery because it never happened.

Carry non-toxic stage blood in a tube, use as necessary

Test before use. Some of that stuff combines with saliva, to make a lot more than you expected. I damn near gave my chem teacher a heart attack when I tried to use the first vial I had, and started choking on fake blood. Zesty mint flavored.

I would love to have seen this

Oh this is an ancient one. I remember when it was posted originally. I sometimes mention it when friends get dental work done.

I thought about it recently when I got one of my root canals retreated!

I think there is a lizard that shoots blood anytime its scared. Can't remember its name...

Horned lizard, isn't it?
- probably. i saw it in an animated short in which the lizard rides the tube and gets scared by musicians and shoots blood onto a family of ferrets.

Ah, yes, I almost forgot what’s the most important thing for a woman: to be attractive, especially to you, so that you can imagine someone cat calling this woman.
FYI: cat calling isn’t about attractiveness, it’s about power, it’s about making women feel uncomfortable, it’s about objectifying women and it’s about looking down on women.
- for info, Zoë Quinn is not a woman, they’re non-binary. but otherwise you’re 100% right
Are you seriously blaming the victim of an online harassment campaign for the existence of a right-wing grifter?
my dude I've been catcalled sitting in a piece of shit car in a McDonald's parking lot with messy hair poorly tied back because I had the windows down due to no AC while wearing a beater and having a beard and hairy chest visible, and when the guys calling got closer they looked embarassed and drove off quickly
sometimes people just don't look closely at who they're calling at
hey, just by curiosity, what were you doing online in 2014 🤨
!nothingeverhappens@lemmy.world
Appropriate name.

I'd like to know who's cat-calling you.

Why would you like to know this?
- Jealousy probably