I pulled my chud brother-in-law for the family Secret Santa. What should I get him?
I pulled my chud brother-in-law for the family Secret Santa. What should I get him?
I'm thinking a Charlie Kirk Chia pet and a Capri Sun
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if he and your sister^[i guess i can assume your sibling's gender here] are people you plan to continue to maintain contact with, you should aim for something that will be conducive to improving your relationship with them rather than further deteriorating it. and if they aren't, then nothing.
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"Thanks Obama" coffee mug
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Do they make one with the reverse side "I did this" Biden pointing?
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"Release the pizzagate files"
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The Quran
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Get him a Hollow Point USA T-Shirt :D
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Unironically I wish those of us who haven't socially isolated from our MAGA cunt relatives could do so.
I cut my parents out fully from my life and my mental health is much better as a result.
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A dildo
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Make a donation in his name to a trans youth charity.
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get him some bootstraps so he can get his own present
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This, except I wouldn't leave a passive aggressive note about getting his own presents, but wishing success and hope this helps instead.
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This painting is good too. I paint I’d be willing to replicate it for you jk
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Fridge magnet
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Ornamental Charlie Kirk Memorial Fountain
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Does the Chia pet have a convenient drainage hole in the neck? If not, missed opportunity.
Maybe a bar of soap, deodorant, and toothpaste/toothbrush? C.H.U.D.S. can probably benefit from some hygiene products.
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I mean, Trump as Rambo is a popular thing. Are we sure he wouldn't just like this?
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A box o' dildos
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I feel those should be packaged in a bag and be edible.
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All dildos are edible if you're hungry enough.
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What’s a chud?
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Chud is a slang term used online to refer to people who are considered far from socially normal and unpleasant to be around. The term, undergoing slight changes in its meaning over the decades, has maintained its usage as an offensive and negatively connotated word. Starting in 2020, the term spawned the Chudjak, Avatar Chud, and GigaChud memes as it was increasingly connected with the alt-right.
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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. Also what the other person posted.
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You already know, I promise
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religious?
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Charlie's already being made into chia pet ❔️❔️❔️❔️ wat
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Ask your sister what he likes. If you choose war you cannot convince him to change his ways.