3d ago

Can we meet on Teams real quick?

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They weren’t afraid to use better torturing methods than Teams.
- I hadn’t realised Jira was that old.
  
  Oof that hits hard.
- They had agile back then?
  
  The more agile you were the longer you lasted in the arena.
  
  They used Argile.
- Most torturing thing in my case isn’t actually using teams with my coworkers, it’s how teams actually and everyday wants me to check a new cool feature I couldn’t care less about in regards to productivity
Before e-slaves, we had real slaves made of organic grass fed flesh.
- I think the quality of slaves went down after they outsourced the whipping though...
They built it because they DIDN'T HAVE Teams.
- I see you’re quite good with sarcasm.
- I feel like "because" should have been in caps here, or is it just me? That's how I read it anyway.
Lots of slaves
- They had some pretty effective motivation techniques.
  
  Where there is a Whip, there is a Way.
  https://youtu.be/rERo2BYdVnY
  
  No no, they were indentured servants.
- Threw human death and suffering at it until it was done.
  
  No, no, the question was how The Colloseum was made, not Teams.
Slaves.
Well they certainly didn't build it all in one day, that's for sure.
Vespasian was a pretty cool dude. What you're looking at used to be Nero's fun place or whatever. Trick is to have tons of money like Microsoft
- Eh, Vespasianus is the reason I can't even piss at a train station without fucking paying.
If anyone says aliens, I’m just going to call you speciesist towards your own people.
- Nonono, that's not how it works. See:
- But they had to use the aliens' cloud based Teams. It's well known that humans didn't have computers at that time.
- The aliens theory is only used against brown civilizations.
If came to the monday morning sync up...

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