6d ago

Enjoy yourself however you want, just don't get things that shouldn't go up there stuck up there because the ER doctor doesn't like fishing them out.

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But also, you don't need to be gay or trans to enjoy a prostate orgasm.
- Also, prostate stimulation doesn't work for everybody
  
  True that. It's definitely not a "cum button" for me, though it does feel good to have it stimulated.
  
  It's so unfair!
  
  It definitely doesn't for me, I always just thought it was a skill issue though. Good to know I'm not alone lol.
  
  i imagine it's probably not great for folk with IBS and similar diseases, but i have never legitimately researched it.
- I've finally found my truth on the interweb.
Flared bases, people!
- If it's going up your asshole, flare the base, clap clap.
  If it's going up your asshole flare the base, clap clap.
  If it's going up your ass, there's a point it shouldn't pass.
  If it's going up your asshole flare the base.
  
  I'm assuming the claps in this version of the song are not performed with one's hands
  
  This guy flares.
  
  Is it true that you can accidentally suck up items that way? Like, how far up does it go?
  EDIT: (/s included) Does it go out your mouth, and can you shove a grape up there, and spit seeds like ammo?
- Invaluable advice right here
You shouldn't shove things up your ass with no flared base either cause you might actually cause the fall of Yugoslavia.
I saw something on tiktok that apparently an Amish ER nurse was regularly having to remove butter churns from peoples arses. Seems like we all enjoy a little butt stuff 😊
- Do you think that counts as a workplace injury?
- Why not? They already have the lube.
- What? There are Amish emergency rooms? How large is the Amish population? I thought it was like a cult of a couple dozen people?
  
  I think there's thousands, and don't forget the other Anabaptists, Hutterites and Mennonites that have a similar culture
I wanted to test this alleged button, can't reach it. I feel it's just a prank.
How about just let me do my thing and the ER doctor do his?

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