Doot doot
Doot doot
Doot doot
So, lemme get this straight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.
Take 'em out and throw 'em away. What use could they possibly be?
Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.
Wait, what? So, is this part of lifting weights?
Our skeleton is much more than a rigid scaffold for the body, says geneticist Gérard Karsenty of Columbia University. Our bones secrete a protein called osteocalcin, discovered in the 1970s, that rebuilds the skeleton. In 2007, Karsenty and colleagues discovered that this protein acts as a hormone to keep blood sugar levels in check and burn fat. Later, his group showed that the hormone is important for maintaining brain function and physical fitness, restoring memory in aged mice and boosting performance during exercise in old mice and people. The findings led Karsenty to hypothesize that animals evolved bony skeletons to escape danger.
https://www.science.org/content/article/hormone-secreted-bones-may-help-us-escape-danger
Yes, this is entry level anatomy and physiology knowledge these days.
Daily exercise is important.
Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!
most scientific psycho boner
So that's what bone hurting juice is. It's hurting juice that comes from your bones.
Oof ouch my bones [are hurting me]!