2w ago

TIL the ball washing machine can wash 40,000 ball pit balls in an hour.

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TIL they wash ball pit balls
- Well you're supposed to, does every place with a ball pit wash them? Ehhhhh...
- Not at Dashcon.
  
  I think dashcon could have just used a large sink.
- I doubt many places do.
- Only a true connoisseur can handle the vomit and piss of a never-washed ball pit.
  
  Vomit in the Ball Pit
That is impressive, but it seems a bit excessive as I only have two.
- You're not the only one that needs a wash around here
  
  Line em up boys!
- Yeah but you can wash them 20k times in an hour!
  
  Any more than three times counts as masturbation.
- Serious question: does this machine have a mechanism for ensuring that multiple user's balls don't touch?
The UV light is probably useless if it shines a few seconds only on those balls. The disinfectant wash by its own is probably enough.
- The UV feature is probably an upgrade, lying about which is no-doubt how the sales guy makes his quarterly bonus.
- I just don't trust UV sanitizers, there's just no way you can make me believe that a pile of shit is sanitary just because you shined a light on it
  idk I'm sure it does something but I just don't trust it
  
  Well, if you want it meme speak, it's spicy light. But it needs to shine a long time before it reliably does anything. Hours, not seconds.
Just like your mom
Your mom is a ball washing machine
- Thank you kind sir, I came here to say this.
Ballin'
I had no reference for what that was, I picked one random ball pit calculator and it said that for a 1m³ pit I need around 2800 balls. So 40k balls is around 14m³? Not bad.
It would take a week to clean an olympic pool size ball pit.
The balls will be fastly sucked into the machine
Beavis, your balls are filthy.

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