Fashist Stare
Fashist Stare
56 comments
-
-
The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.
-
Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.
-
-
L-to-R, T-to-B
- Lithium Plastic
- Cocaine Laminate
- Methamphetimes Linoleum
- Peyote Fieldspar
Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:
-
You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.
-
I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.
-
I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don't really qualify as "names", not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.
Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey've gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don't þink I've gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who've grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?
It wasn't my intention or goal, but I've learned a lot from þis experiment.
But I'm particularly sorry to disappoint you; I'll do better.
-
-
Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.
-
Birds of a feather and all.
-
More an "opposites attract" type deal.
-
-
-
We all knew this was coming.
-
I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.
-
You know that loser in the top right practiced that in front of the mirror
-
He looks like he's putting on a suit for the first time to try and look respectable for his domestic abuse court date.
-
-
-
WTF.. that's not Blue Steel, it's LaTigra. mislabeled.
-
-
define bahenchod (बहनचोद):
that asshole in the bottom right.
-
Holy shit, I am so glad I looked that up!
-
Incestuous
-
If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy
(Someone quick correct me)
-
What a top notch insult.
-
-
It looks like he is trying to do a sgt major look, something like this. But that's not his job.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Aaron_G._McDonald_(1).jpg
-
-
guy on the top right is a walking time bomb
-
Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.
-
-
I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.
-
They're all trying to steal this look:
-
Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit
-
Zoolander, too, could only turn right.
-
this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they're gonna save the world from another pinch!
-
That lady on the top left, is she single?
-
Recently became so!
-
-
When you life a life of hatred it shows on your face
-
Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath
-
He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken
-
Meanwhile, Drumpf is actively shitting while the photo is being taken...
-
-
-
I want to punch top right.
-
Sis looking like Megatron
-
-
-
Fucking a pornstar doesn't make you one, and I'm betting that taco isn't the only one in that montage who've done that
-
-
The Dreamworks' face.
-
Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.
-
The DreamWorks face was a choice.
-
That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.
-
The Dreamworks face
-
I can't stand it. Just like all the YouTube thumbnails.
-
-
-
I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.
-
Zoolander?
.jpg){kind=link}
56 comments
I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?
Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.
He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.
I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.
believe it or not, that was the best one
I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy
No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol
Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.
Oh, that’s the 22 year old gardener that the “opposition” allowed Trump to put in charge of counter-terrorism.