White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play with Dolls

Nailed my immediate thought
- So lon3star now you see evil will always win because good is dumb
What did you see?
I definitely didn't see you playing with your dolls, again!

Trump’s biographer Michael Wolff previously said on The Daily Beast Podcast that the president has a less-than-flattering nickname for one of his most loyal henchmen: “Weird Stephen.”

Honestly, even with his brain mostly rotted away now, little glimpses of Trump's idiot-savant ability to bully at a grandmaster level can still shine through sometimes.

“Put your hand DOWN, Little Steve!”

The fact that this administration denied it, tells me it's 110% TRUE.

Yeah, me thinks the lady doth protesteth too much.
I'm not going to read this article because I like to minimize the amount of Stephen Miller in my life, but I'm just going to assume that they're referring to sex dolls.
- Heh I think they're referring to regular dolls. I bet he dresses em nice and has tea parties.

OK South Park, you know what to do!

I haven't heard this one, but if the white house has to come out with a statement, I have to assume he plays with dolls.

They aren't dolls. They're GI Joes.

Pretending he's a "real American hero" like them.
Never mind the article says they're porcelain. No wonder he's so fragile.
Even if they are dolls to us, to him, they are action figures.

Is this "Weird Tales"? I found some of them in a comics collection when I was little and some of the stories fucked with me.
- It's V for Vandetta. Spoilers ahead
  
  But yeah highly recommend reading the comics. It's a really good take for a series from the 80s exploring what British fascism would look like.
- Even more appropriately, it's V for Vendetta
  Spoilers, I guess, for a 40 year old comic (the plot in the movie is a bit different)

I'm starting to think this Miller guy plays with dolls.

Bald ones

Of all the things one could find fault with Miller, porcelain dolls are not even on my list. A man who openly stated that he would have red states send their National Guards into uncooperative blue states without permission, and folks are talking about whether or not he has what sounds like an innocuous if not unusual hobby.

Interestingly enough, it's the attacks like this (similar to Waltz's "weird" messaging) that actually get under fascists' skin. It undermines their (let's face it, performative) masculinity, which undermines their perceived power, and that is everything to them.
Miller wants to be seen as Big Strong Cowboy Man^TM. Playing with dolls destroys that image. Porcelain dolls drops a Fatboy on that image.
I’ve always been kinda torn on making fun of fascists for that sort of thing, because I personally don’t care whether or not he plays with porcelain dolls but I know he and his supporters A LOT.
- I treat it as pointing out the hypocrisy. If you want to do it in a non-derogatory way, you can be overly supportive of his hobby and how he sets an example that men, too, can play with dolls. The more you double down on that, the more it'll piss off the assholes.

Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That's weird.

Sounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.

Daily Beast is a serious publication, right? Because this legitimately sounds like a Hard Times article.

Seriously, it's been a long time since I read an actual news article that sounded this much like satire.

Correct, Daily Beast is a real news website. They have a strong leftward bent and tend to spin things more than more serious publications but they do report on real news and are not satire