Important update: It's 10 poptarts
Important update: It's 10 poptarts
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My favourite part has to be the fact that a box of poptarts contains 8 poptarts...
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You sound like a knower of the poptart. Please explain to me what they taste like, I have never tried one.
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Once every 2-3 years I forget what they're like, see a box on the shelves, and think hey they actually look quite fun.
Then I get it home and the contents look fuck all like the picture on the front, and also it tastes, not bad as such, but disappointing and definitely not worth the calories.
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Cancer
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The filling is like a bad taxidermy. You know what it is but it's just not right. Icing is more of the same. The biscuit(?) part is cake flavored cardboard.
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Cheap garbage preservative junk food.
It’s trying to be some kind of fruit filled pastry. Imagine the cheapest ingredients you could source, to mass produce as many as possible with the longest shelf life possible. I think they probably come frozen? I haven’t had one since I was a kid like 30 years ago, and that would have been at a friends house because my parents wouldn’t but that crap.
I do eat other frozen type junk food though. Like frozen burritos. So it’s not like it’s beneath me or anything.
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Cardboard
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You have to buy frosted. You have to toast them. Otherwise they’re just cardboard: you can’t really tell them apart from the box
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Lemmy do it for you.... Koni.
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After last week's poodle-doping scandal and a Rottweiler disqualified for using non-standard toaster pastries, this good dog might just retrieve the gold in the Pup Tart Stacking category. Impressive showing at the very least.
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Have you tried putting stacks of pop tarts down along the beak? I'm sure you could do 4x10 on that aircraft carrier.
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“beak” lol you mean “muzzle”?
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no i mean "Hangarenshiffeschnozzle".
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Why you putting poptarts on pizza?
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Is a poptart a pizza?
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How many pop tarts long is snoot?
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The factory hasn't produced enough to finish the measurement yet.
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That tracks, I don't think anyone can count high enough anyway
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"'Do you have games on your phone?"
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🎶Poptarts on a borzoi You know, you know This is serious 🎶
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Someone get this person a Nobel prize.
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You're doing good work
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J'aime ça des poptarts.
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😂
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That’s one long nose. What’s the breed?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi
This fella
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Looks like a borzoi/Russian wolfhound
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Does he get to eat the poptarts afterwards?
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This is the intro to a horror movie. You can't fool me.
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Great now it has captured my soul
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I had to count them myself to be sure. Checks out.
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l o n g b o y e
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Bouger moi
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I want a picture of this dog from a different angle.
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Here you go:
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Thanks friend!
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