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I was watching Farenheit 9/11 the other day. I quickly realised that, with the Orange Maggot's ominous shadow casting over every other bad president anywhere ever, it has been very easy (for people not living in Iraq and Afghanistan) to forget what a giant, bloody, stinky asshole this 'man' was and how much damage he caused.

I'll leave out pretzels, but no drink.

George W. Bush was president 17 years ago, over a decade and half ago. He is also younger than the current sitting president.

That is fucking nuts. Another fun fact is that Biden isn’t even a Boomer, he’s a silent generation.
- Consider this, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump are the same age.

We were supposed to never forget.

But then we had months of 9/11s level of deaths from COVID, and half the country was convinced quarantine, prevention, maks, and vaccines were oppression.

I don’t give a fuck an about 9/11 anymore.

The aftermath of 9/11 directly contributed to the fall of the US today. The terrorists succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.
258,000,000 is the goal this time, and honestly 9/11 was a big player in seeing it get this far.
- is that the population goal or the number of deaths goal i'm not sure i want to know

This is the MF that started all the recent shit in the Middle East over zero evidence. He will burn in whatever hell he believes in.

What? He painted Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden with clown faces and is friends with the Obamas. All his war crimes have been absolved I saw it on the news.
- Oh, in that case my bad, I must have been watching fake news all along!!
- ❤️
Uh no. Netanyahu swore to Congress it was the right thing to do. Little Bush was just doing his duty and following orders like a good boy.
- He's misunderstood!!
None of the people doing this shit believe in Hell and God's judgement, lol, that's just lip service for the masses.
- I know, I'm really hoping there is a hell somewhere...

Such a handsome fellow. You can tell by his eyes that he only has your best interest at heart.

Don't let him catch wind of that oil in your kitchen cabinet, though.

I think enough time has passed now for this to be an acceptable joke

Imagine this semi-literate ignoranus actually read the brief he got on Aug 6 2001, entitled Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US.

Milk? He only drinks the finest Iraqi blood.

We’re out of reds today, sir, can we offer you a fresh orange wine, served fresh at body temperature, genuine Piss Du Lave-Vasaille

Remember the good old days, when we all had a single, shared enemy?

Neoconservatives, I think they were called.

meanwhile Dick Cheney just sneaks in your front door

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Cookie me - you can’t get milked again.” George W. Bush

I haven't heard anything from this guy in years and then yesterday I see he gave a speech about that bloke that got shot in America, and now this post too suggesting he's Santa.

Is he making a bit of a comeback? Or just a random coincidence!

Maybe you should look at today‘s date my guy
- Oh, okay. I thought he kicked his slippers.