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I am so jealous of her body. If only I wasn't so...what's the word...ah yes, lazy.
I have a gym membership since January, and believe it or not, absolutely no change what so ever. No more muscles. No more strength.
If this continues, I'm a walking down to that gym myself to see what the f is going on.
i would call first
Gottttem
Diet is part of it too.
You'll need to train not a day or two, but three per week at least. And everyday half an hour of moderate exercise (a walk for example) helps.
Eat a little-processed Mediterranean diet., ie. lots of vegetables and some seafood, proteins.
me too and I'm a dude
Start small and don't dive into the deep end. Do that and you might find sticking to it easier. When you're a complete beginner the bare minimum amount of work is enough to start seeing results in a few weeks/months.
Only go hardcore blood and guts later on if that's something you really want. Willpower/motivation is a finite resource, so making exercise absolutely miserable from the very beginning is a good way to fail after a week or two tops.
He was a skater boy, she was a muscle mommy. Can I make it any more obvious?
"He makes me laugh" -Jessica Rabbit
do not underestimate that. I married so far above my weight class just because i can cook and make her laugh.
what is with those scratches? Something aint right. And how was the photo taken?
She cosplays so makeup I guess
e: I'm dumb
She has a second account for the cosplays specifically. But I can't check much because I don't have an account.
https://www.instagram.com/mercy.cosplays/
Ah I found it. She's cosplaying Shira from Ice Age.
gills
"Top Rule" sounds like it belongs on a "top gun" like hat
aw man I really gotta go back to the gym
Boyfriend is most definitely not the top
She called him one though, not sure why you think she'd lie about that
because it'd allow her to say something funny
She seems AI generated. Can we talk about that?
The same reason woman don't tend to tell others their boyfriends weenier is tiny.
She could be a power bottom
True. Only because he's generating so much power from the top!
Something about his haircut that makes me think he likes a party in the back.
Today we are all tops /kenm