1mo ago

'Breaking Bad' Star Raymond Cruz Arrested For Spraying a Neighbor with Hose

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Looks like Tuco finally met his match!

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- Have you also considered that Cruz is brown?
  
  He's rich and famous though
- or skin with low melanin content
  
  Low?
  
  white ?
- Maybe he'll get out with just a fine and a probation for a year from washing his car, or handling a hose in general.
- Also who gives a shit. Its water from a hose, such entitlement boo hoo
  
  brown people can't do things to white people. Thems the rules unfortunately.
i didn't know you could get arrested for that, it sounds ridiculous
- A lot of states have very strict assault laws. For instance, in MA, Assault with a Dangerous Weapon can be brought against a person if they hit, throw, or spray pretty much any object or substance, including self-defense things like pepper spray.
- I suspect a guy named Saul is behind that.
- Goddamn the quickie mart made apu bank
  
  That was part of the premise of the episode about his bachelor eligibility and subsequent arranged marriage. It was also much more subtly visited upon in the octuplets episode.
  Uh, spoiler warning for 28 year old and 26 year old Simpsons episodes, respectively.
  
  It was all the corned eel and wadded beef he bought when the market was low.
With minor infractions, the City Attorney often defers prosecution and holds an office hearing, where the alleged offender is warned and sometimes agrees to anger management courses in exchange for dropping the charges.
Tuco taking an anger management course wasn't on my 2025 bingo
Wow kinda famous people have asshole neighbors too
Wonder if the neighbor called his abuelita a bitch
- *biznatch
  
  My b. Couldn't remember if those two kids called her a bitch or biznatch. Obvs the latter is significantly worse. Hence the utter beat down Tuco gave em
Awesome. I guess she never got his poo pushed in. (Training day)
Edit: he seems like a nice guy. I wonder what actually happened. Arrest seems extreme.
The real crime is the dumbass tmz comments.
- It's been 5 hours now, the top comments have leveled off into mostly normalcy now. Humans overflowing the robots this time I guess.
  
  Maybe the humans hosed off the bots.
I don't want to go back to Reddit so I'm just going to assume r/okbuddychicanery is going to have a field day.
- Yup.
No way Ho-se
Tuco! Neighbor was lucky he didn’t get a beat down
I didn't watch enough Breaking Bad to know who this person played as a character, but with the years of memes and references, this seems like something that could have happened in the show.
- heh, if it was in the show he'd be arrested for shoving the hose in the victim after disfiguring her
  
  😬
The future:
I'd say that neighbor got off lucky.

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