Judging by sqweezy4real's profile picture, my guess hes leveraging a secret rule 3: be wealthy. Because I can tell you for SURE that dude is NOT attractive unless you are into drywall-punching high-school dropout Kyles.
Skweezy needs to raise his standards and get their Crazy Puffs instead, only thing worth messing with.
The only problem is the people who make them are the kind of people that work at little Caesars so you're going to have to be open to the fact that if you order the cheese ones you're probably getting the pepperonis
Skweezy is a treasure.
Is he special needs? I don't know who this is, but like... Yikes.
Judging from your take here, I'm not sure he's the one who's special needs.