I mean...
I mean...
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I never thought about this before but when you go on a game show you probably sign away any hope of suing them for your rightly-owed winnings when you get the answer right but they tell you you’re wrong. I guess on FF there isn’t really a concept of “right.” Just “survey says…!”
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Ah, yes, the obvious Tuvix solution ... (but Janeway didn't want to sacrifice the orchid so she waited for another solution).
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We do a little eugenics
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Obligatory fuck Steve Harvey comment
The man is a total asshole.
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I mean, you could probably cauterize a wound on a low setting. Why do I feel like I've seen this in a recent episode?
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Set Steve Harveys to stunned
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“Everyone was being possessed. Patients successfully treated.”
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Ah, a graduate from the Federation School of Equine Health.
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Ship's phasers delivered a space baby once.
It's a scifi show, everything is a medical device. Palm beacons, phasers, nanoprobes, warp plasma, whatever tupperware casserole bowl Spock wore as a beltbuckle while his brain was missing. Its all fair game.
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In real like most things can be medical devices.
Knives, rope, sticks, heated metal, paper bags, pens, and random clothing all come to the top of my head as things on hand used for improvised medical devices from tourniquets to braces to that thing where they have to poke a hole in your neck so you can breathe. An accurate phaser could be both the knife and the heated metal if what is cut needs cauterized!
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Technically true
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phasers unruly patient
What? Oh chill the fuck out, it's on stun.
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[checks phaser settings]
"Oh shit"
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Anyways, that's why I'm not allowed to practice medicine anymore.
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I mean...
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Stunning is a form of anesthetics, isn't it?
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Haha, I like how you gloss right over the obvious. Have an upvote
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Cap’n Janeway…?
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She would use it to heal other people from her lack of coffee. It prob wouldn't work but you never know if the next one will be the one.
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