Minimum dating standards
Minimum dating standards
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Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"
Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."
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I'm not Czech, I can cover the sides of my ass, and I remember I'm married.
How did I do?
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It's a high bar to clear.
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Do they know each other?
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Guys forget that what's inside their head is far more important
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what’s inside their head
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Found the astro-physicist
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Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!
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Well hey, two out of four, I'm halfway there!
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Show off
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Is the mandatory 100-inch dick just implied/assumed?
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Diameter? Yes.
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Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr
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Or not be an incel.
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If you write messages to other men about how unreasonable women's dating expectations are and its mostly relating to common male insecurities, there's a pretty good chance you're incel posting or parodying an incel.
Height, abs, balding are all common cishet male insecurities, and largely have nothing to do with finding a girlfriend.
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That one secret trick to dating.
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I just transitioned. Now I have 3.
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Can I see a diagram?
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And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast
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Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.
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To be fair we are all waitinf on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.
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i refuse to believe that most people are that pathetic tbh
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MC 900 Ft. Jesus just entered the chat.
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
be fuckin CAREFUL with that
might end up making the rest of your life boring because you're too powerful
And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.
** ::: spoiler spoiler
Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.
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Did you know that ripe bananas on an empty stomach can be disastrous for people with GERD?
People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot
Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.
96...97...98...
Don't forget the bananas
You have me curious now. I know for me 10k is about an hour so I'm going to see how long to do 100 squats pushups and situps. I want to say ballpark that's probably about 2 hrs a day for everything together. Bit excessive.