Anon discovers hygiene

I can never understand people who don't regularly wash/shower by choice. I feel like a swamp if I don't shower for a day (had to go 4 days without showering after an operation once, it was hell)

I don't fly very often, but when I do, I always get the seat next to this guy

Before or after his epiphany? :D
Sounds like this guy figured it out. The plane passengers haven't yet.

You can smell this post

Real and disgusting

Pro tip: You can go without showers for longer if you use a bidet and strong, antibacterial deodorant.

And shave your armpits. The hair is basically a bacterial incubator. You don't need to make it razor-commercial-smooth, just run a trimmer over it occasionally.
- Great point! I actually do that, too. Do it in the underpants-area, too, for good measure. Using a trimmer instead of trying to cut the hair down completely makes it really quick and easy, and prevents razor burns and nicks.

Bros : is it gay to wash your own ass if you have to touch your butthole?

I became as straight as this story the last time I wiped and accidentally pushed my digit through the substandard 2-play shit ticket.
later virgins
How deep before it becomes gay?
- Putting stuff in isn't gay. It becomes gay when you pull it out.

Some staph strains produce a protein that makes you itch. They are non-motile so you move them around when you scratch.

So what you're saying is I can get some antibiotics and go back to never showering again?
- They'd have to be narrow-band and topical, but technically yes. You'd still smell though... afaik lol
- At a certain point, you’d essentially be feeding a super-staph infection the now useless antibiotics as a supplement for it to grow lmao.

I knew a guy like this. He is still suprised how much better it felt after he brushed his teeth. Scary stuff. Suprisingly not a channer tho.

More people need to start using bidets and washing your ass with water. The fact so many don't is disturbing

Look, I've used bidets and they're fine, but an extreme minority of humans use them. Calling the hygiene of the vast majority of earth's population "disturbing" for not using them makes bidet evangelicals sound like fucking crazy people.
- What I'm saying isn't controversial at all, paper towel alone isn't enough for you to be clean. You need water to really get clean. That's in part of why people shower every day because if you don't you can start smelling very quickly
- listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.
- There are people that find it "disturbing" that people eat meat, or "disturbing" to drive cars everyday, even though most people in the world drive cars or eat meat.
  And I agree with the bidet stan. But I blame big toilet paper and not individuals.
- calling it an extreme minority is misleading, you talk as if it's 1% of the world when it's closer to 10-20%

This is why YuGiOh had to add a hygiene rule.

Wtf....

wait till they discover deoderant

I wonder if these folks were ever taught by their parents how to clean themselves. Or, they could be neurodivergent and didn't know it.

It's probably a situation where everybody has his or her own unique set of circumstances that lead them to ignore (willfully or otherwise) established self-care and hygiene.
Decades ago, I worked with a man who seemingly had this or a similar issue. There literally aren't words to adequately describe how repulsive the scent was. It was a combination of not bathing, not wearing deodorant, dirty & musty work uniform, and like he must have some kind of medical condition / crisis going on with his digestive system because there was an undeniable fecal odor but it was orders of magnitude worse than just normal human poop smell.
In his case, I think it was a learned behavior (or lack of learning) / questionable upbringing. His mom was a pretty vile woman, just mean, spiteful, hateful, abhorrent. The manager would send this guy home any time he showed up smelling like he crapped himself. And every single time, she'd physically come down to the store to have a public showdown with the manager in front of customers and employees. So, clearly she was enabling the behavior and probably had been doing it for this guy's entire life.
I think the US has a large population of wolf children that nobody's ever bothered to study.
Dont put neurodivergent on that level

I'm seeing less green text nowadays

Its the age verification thing. Plus the shitty captcha

this might be a little wacky of me, but I like racism targetted towards indians(I can say that, I am one, mainland too), 70% is just truth, 20% is a little,"okay buster, calm down" and 10% is indians hating ourselves.

This rant is because the post had "poop n-word" in it, and I will laugh irl if someone called me that knowing a lot of indian slurs have poop word attached