Aye, I could help a friend in hand to gland combat
Either you're masturbating with us, or you're masturbating with the terrorists.
I don't blame you; Against Me! seems pretty cool
Yeah. As much as im flattered when people masturbate to me, I'd fi d against so much more gratifying.
Walking is still honest
You'd have to track all four of them down, at least Laura is playing solo gigs so she's easy to find.
Sorry can't masturbate, I was running 9,60km I am tired :3
Just me, masturbating against the world
Sounds like a sport for the terminally online. Competitive gooning! Always masturbate against somebody, in a ranked competitive way. It's a lot like competitive arm wrestling but the cameras look under the table instead of above
How about masturbating with a friend?
Aye, I could help a friend in hand to gland combat