Bonk.
Bonk.
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the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose
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It will release whatever it holds, and grab your arm instead!
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Bop it!
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they work like those trash bin lids, push it until it clicks and it unlatches to swing open, then push it down again and it clicks closed
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We’ve been training for this since we were kids
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Ow... Ow... Ow...
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memries
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"Bad gator, bad! Drop it! Drop it!"
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I went to an alligator themed tourist attraction in Florida years ago where a man would hover his hand inside an alligator’s mouth - he claimed that if you don’t touch their palate, the alligator’s bite reflex will not be triggered.
Now this man had about 4 fingers on both of his hands combined, so take from that what you will…
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That sounds like someone with personal empirical evidence
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This also has the side effect of sending the targeted reptile to horny jail
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No effect when you are in the mouth.
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"Oy! What's the big idea, can't you see I'm enjoying my mea-dammit, fell for it again..."
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That's a great way to lose an arm...
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If it bites your arm you just bonk it with your other arm and repeat the cycle until it's tuckered out.
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I reckon a .45 between the eyes would work as well.
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Good to know.
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Forbidden snoot boop
It's instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop