Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid?

Or "Bay Area" so people can wonder if the speaker means San Francisco, Tampa, Chesapeake, etc.
Can we call it the Tri-State so every "Tri-State area" has no hope?
Capitol is Columbia District, New Washington.

It has a name: "you pee". They just leave ir off of most maps because it is considered nsfw.

U.P. is a reference the great Joycean work, Ulysses. Dennis Breen receives a postcard with just those letters. It excites his madness. Perhaps it is a reference to in ability to satisfy his wife in husbandly manner. Perhaps it's a reference to You urinate, You're no good, You put your fingers up your anus, and You can't get it up any more. Or simply, a reference to Ulysses and Penelope. IOU.
what a Yooper

That's just Mich and Michagain

Maps without New Zealand

No its there that's the "unnamed state". We finally found New Zealand
You're right. Send me right to jail.

The fact that Michigan gets Isle Royale too boils my blood as a Minnesotan. They're just greedy expansionists!

Too many Sovereign Citizens live there. They absolutely refuse to let the region be named, and threaten any politician who tries to do so. Supposedly, this is mandated in the Magna Carta, but scholars are unable to determine the part of the document which supports this reasoning.

They think that living in the “unnamed principality” (or the UP, as it is often called) lets them skirt all kinds of laws, but ironically, often demand a public defender when arrested for violating said laws.

Wisconsin should launch a special military operation on Michigan to take that land as it has ethnic Wisconsinites there.

Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.

It's called the superior state.

Also forgot to name the other state between Michigan and Wisconsin.

I think that's because its state changes seasonally.
That state is called Limper. The residents call themselves Dicks.

I love that New Hampshire and Vermont are mislabeled lmao

Whatever are you talking about? It's clearly correct and always been that way.
- Wake up babe, new Mandela effect just dropped.

It knows what it did

Dem der are da North Woods.

That's Canada.

Well shit. We oughta give it back. Has anyone told them?
- It's that 51st state someone keeps claiming...
- You can keep it.

We don't want it. But we lost a war with Canada and was forced to take it.

that's East Dakota

Michigan 2

Septic 47 swamp drained here

thats just the beach between Lake Superior and Lake Michigan. Its all sand

Don't let trump see this post

I claimed it for Nathaniel Merriweather a long time ago, in the name of Johan Dandifop and the League of Well-Dressed Gentlemen. We call it Bobsmithville. All the residents are aquatic aficionados.

Dicksoutforharambequette

Yes

Man, it looks like sheer laziness that they can fit "Kentucky" into its state, but "Alabama" gets a pointer line. You're telling me that you can't do the exact same thing you did with "Georgia" there?

Even the label doesn't want to go to Alabama.

"A" and yes.

It's Lake Michigan's pubes.