Always remember what's important

Katie Tightpussy ??? Is she a bond girl from the 80s?

Also Jenny Tightpants. I dunno what's going on in this pic but I'm pretty sure it involves roleplay.
- Ik them from my twitter days, they are just funny lil posters
- These are prob some pro Linux sysadmins, these are their fursonas, they come to your place insinuating sex, instead they install Linux.
  "Wait, I was running Tumbleweed, where tf did Mint come from??"

trick question installing linux is better than sex

I install Linux every day.
- I fear not the man who has installed a thousand distros, but the man who has installed the same distro a thousand times
Depends. Arch Linux, yes. Linux Mint, no.
- (Didn't say BTW, casts doubt on the whole story.)

gonna laugh when they come back confused about nixos being her fetish.

Hey! I feel insulted using nixos. Well it is a fetish....
Don't use Nixos! I love it, but I don't know anyone who I could recommend it. I guess dark souls players are some candidates
- Hey, Guix user here, I...if you want we... We could recommend to each other...
- That's funny. A local guy at my drop zone raves about his nixos 'build' every time I see him. I have to remind him that the true love is based on hate and revulsion, which is why I'm on manjaro.
- I want to have a stable system that can easily be recovered. I am setting it up in advance for a computer I do not have yet and will need running relatively quickly and I don't like the default DEs that come with other distros. Am I canidate? (Also maybe a future homelab setup?)
- I can highly recommend it for servers. On my desktop machine it's not as convenient as e.g. arch, but it's nice to only have to deal with one distro.
- Well, I hated Dark Souls but love NixOS, no idea what that says about me, but probably something. I don't like my games hard only my day-to-day life? Or something.
  Edit: Recommend it to Steam Deck users.

... so how does one become this absolute slut just going around installing Linux on various devices attaining consent via seductive tactics?
\ You wanna see what this flash drive can do?

I only ever did it to family & friends ... :|

I only ever did it to family & friends
So Alabama style?
- 'I'll give you the Alabama penguin, if you don't shut op, step-roving!'

Install Gentoo, sex (with the command line) guaranteed.

If they install Arch on her PC & the girl starts spontaneously saying 'Arch, btw', does it count as some sort of memetic STD?

Before the YoLotD we just need one more audio subsystem. Then it'll be ready!

PipeWire doesn't need replacement, which can't be said for its predecessors. PulseAudio, OSS and raw ALSA had their shortcomings. PipeWire blows Windows audio out of the water in my opinion
- Yeah, they all had their shortcomings, which meant they had to be replaced instead of evolved, because in the Linux community it is extremely hard to evolve a project in a better direction, but creating a new project is easy, and even getting that project into distros can be easier than evolving older projects.
  Unfortunately this means that rather than being natively backwards-compatible, you end up with a tower of cards of compatibility layers which tend in my experience to collapse...

I told a girl I could help her remove bloat from her life and she got mad?

She expected sex, ofc she was mad.

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