Radioactive wasp nest found at South Carolina site where US once made nuclear bombs

Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs

7d ago

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Sigh...
[Checks "Radioactive Wasps" off on Towards Global Collapse bingo card...]
WHERE
ARE
THE
WASPS?!
(there where no wasps found in and around the nest, according to the article)
- Easy to find them with a Geiger counter.
YES THAT'S A SQUARE ON MY BINGO CARD
Wasps found a way to become worse.
Wait, radioactive wasps or radioactive W.A.S.P.s? I don't know which one would be worse.
- What happens if they bite you?
  
  You mutate into a MAGA 😱
  
  One of two outcomes. You gain super human ability or you just decay slowly from radiation poisoning. My money is on the later. Oh, you also are cool at parties now because your eyes glow in the dark.
This calls for some classic cinema.
https://youtu.be/MjCEADqXKYU
Oh sick, I was barely even scared but now, with radioactive wasps...
Well, that's just Oxygen Not Included leaking
What kind of demonic creature views Cazadores as something to aspire to?

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