Don't ...DON'T Do It!
Don't ...DON'T Do It!
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Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.
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That's the point where you just accept defeat and don't enter your calories for that day, telling yourself you'll somehow make up for it by not eating anything for the next 72 hours
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No need to make up for it, just continue the deficit normally :) Consistency is what matters, and breaks are totally fine as long as you are moving towards your goal!
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Happy birthday!!
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Yea...my....birthday cake let's go with that lmao
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It's always somebody's birthday somewhere.
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"I know what I have to do"
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"but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it ...maybe another slice of birthday cake will give me the energy I need!??!”
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Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.
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The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.
Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.
You: fuck it. Birthday binge.
I've been there and learned.
Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.
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I was a silly goose once, expecting people to show up for my birthday...so i ordered 3 cakes.
We ended up eating all 3 in 2 days with just the two of us.
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Jail for you.
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The app is emotionless, she can't hurt you!