Living Next To Tesla Diner Is 'Absolute Hell,' Neighbors Say

Tesla Diner, serving food that falls apart as soon as your fork touches it!

Tesla is lucky no one took matters into their own hands. Sleep deprivation makes people crazy. Keeping people up all hours with dubiously legal construction noises and lights? If I was on the jury for someone who burned the place down, I'd nullify.

I imagine it smells like bacon from the human flesh roasting inside their cars.

Or is this not authentic Tesla?