Trump: Russia has less than two weeks to end war

oh good more bullshit. release the Epstein files

Yeah, how many times has he demanded and/or promised this? I've honestly, genuinely lost count.
Fucking release the goddamn Epstein files!

I went to YouTube to find a montage I'd seen recently of the clown saying "in two weeks" about all kinds of things, but there's so many I couldn't pick one. Some are from 8 years ago.

to find a montage I’d seen recently of the clown saying “in two weeks” about all kinds of things
searches YouTube
This?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI
EDIT: MSNBC has someone commenting on the phenomenon here:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TbD_Syj6j5U
- He admits that people tend to forget everything after 2 weeks! Great video
Because americans forget what he said in a few days anyway.
- Maga*

The war ends when Ukraine wins.

Or else it's TACO time!

Taco probably won't do it anyways

Taco!🌮

I could have sworn the Onion posted an article about this, just yesterday.

No one's falling for TACO'S distractions, certainly not Russia. Release the Epstein Files, Sexual Offender-In-Chief!

Just imagine, Trump imposing tariffs that we'd pay for against a country whose leader has actively been working to get him elected. He raped a 13-year-old and threatened her life to get her to drop charges just before the 2016 election (Google "Katie Johnson Trump"). Fuck this guy to death with a broomstick.

Until they don't and THEN they'll have 2 weeks to end the war cause TACO.

Sure, TACO.

Daddy Putin gotta remind TACO of the piss tape. His sundowning rapist brain keeps forgetting Daddy has it.

I can’t believe it’s timed to coincide with infrastructure week!

I thought Donny was gonna end the war 2 weeks ago, or was that 2 weeks before that, or maybe it was 2 weeks before that…

Crazy orange senile politician says crazy things ... country accepts it as normal

What else is new America?

I hear there have been new advancements in burger technology. Does that count?
- Ah yeah, the McHeartattack, now with fentanyl infusion.
- They're in over their heads. We can't lose.
- Sugar on French fries is getting more popular too. Pretty tasty when you hit them fresh from the fryer
- Is that shrimp on top?

You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks? Two weeks?"

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a71deb7e-6482-4018-95ff-3558722a829f

Child rapist

Gone from: "Never would've happened [on my watch]"

To: "Come on Putie! Why you gotta be so mean?!"

Or what? He'll rape their children?

Anyone else think taco will do a war to get out of the pedo headlines?

He was gonna end the war on day one, so I'd say they're 189 days overdue. Maybe Ukraine has info on the Epstein papers and he's been waiting for them to be bombed to oblivion.

Two weeks, two weeks.

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=V-Ndla50Tuk

“Russia, if you are watching this, don’t release the Epstein files,” said Trump

Oh please. Shut up TACO. Why do we even care what this moron has to say? No one takes his foreign policy seriously because he's so fucking BAD at it...

So by the end of Infrastructure Week next week?

Schrödinger's infrastructure week.

And what will he do if Putin just continues to ignore him?

A statement so taco-coded that it might as well be singing Puttin' on the Ritz.

Mexico's got two more weeks to pay for the wall.

Is "two weeks" the new "day 1"?

Are we still getting Ukraine's mineral rights? Remember when that was a thing?

Ho hum. Another new ultimatum that will be ignored and forgotten. Anyway, that war was ended the day after he got back in the white house, right?

chinas final warning

and if you don’t well then I will extend it 6 more weeks.