She's a keeper
She's a keeper
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"You never told me not to!"
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Me: "I'll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this." Gestures at dad bod
Wife: "Oh, I'm well aware."
Me: 😘
Wife: 😏... 🍆👉👌
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spicy
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wife in a healthy relationship, looking at her sweatpantsed husband: heavy breathing Oh my!
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never underestimate the desire of some women for married man. I had a friend once tell me shw only dated married man because she knew he was good enough. No need to say the friendship didn't last long
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This is a real phenomenon. Men are more attractive when they're already in a relationship.
There are similar psychological effects that exist elsewhere. A job applicant is more attractive if they currently have a job. A scholarship application is more attractive if you list your existing scholarships. The effect is basically: someone else found you desirable, and therefore I must also.
The effect is so strong that it encourages people to fake it to gain the benefits.
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It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to
playwithkeep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.Edit: choice of wordS
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In a sense of understanding the wife's perspective, proximity is just as important as the other major factors that affect how likely a relationship is to begin. There was a cool study of college students who lived in an apartment style building that showed you were most likely to begin a relationship with the person who had a door immediately next to yours. The only exception to that was for the person who had a door immediately next to the mailboxes. Proximity matters because it lets another person see you enough to form opinions based on a lot of interactions, and we all know someone who 'shines' despite their physical looks.
Plot twist: new neighbor was wearing a shirt that read, "I <3 dad bods," and was already flirting (asking for help moving boxes /eyeroll) with the guy in sweatpants.
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Really sad that so many people are closed-minded about relationships with mailboxes.
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Yeah, some people think there should only be relationships between mailboxes and femailboxes.
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You wouldn't believe how many people go postal once they see my tramp stamp.
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That study seems kinda backwards. I lived next to my future wife in student apartments, but that’s because we liked each other and intentionally chose the arrangement.
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The apartments were randomly assigned. Do you know many freshmen who got to choose their dorms? Once I was a sophomore+, I did, but that first year in university-run student housing I didn't get to pick.
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If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.
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We usually say to each other....don't bring home nasty STDs. Even though we both know....way to busy to fuck someone else.
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No guarantees. I know what I'm working with here, babe.
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Well, at least the wife thinks highly of you.