When you need IT.
When you need IT.
Based on a discussion of “Collective” from The Delta Flyers.
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Hang up ..... block number .... delete conversation
You're gonna have to work harder than that to assimilate me
..... oooo look, a special at the hardware store
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CUSTOMER SUPPORT
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Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!
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Some grumpy exhausted, frustrated and fed up Borg drone (speaking in a condescending tone): this is Borg cube 13465356, please hold the line while I connect you to a representative. ...... (soft elevator music starts playing)
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Me: INDIVIDUAL! Connect me to an Individual.
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Connect me to your inexplicably, lore-breakingly horny queen!
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Multi-voice: We are one. All drone concerns are the concerns of the Collective. Please stand by while we connect us to a representative. Our assimilation is important to us... [Borg Muzak intensifies]
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Then laugh as it all gets undone by time cops.
I was literally describing the plot of First Contact.