Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
cock salute!
Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
they're growers now show-ers? have a little sympathy
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
Well that and "lack" of Penis inspection day next door as well.
That sounds fiscally responsible.
Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals
Don't you feel great again, America?
No. Send help
Don't worry Russia has got our back
Unfortunately there isn't a lot of help available. American's are going to have to clean up their own house.
Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.
Your tax dollars at work.
Lucky for me that is not the case.
It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
facts
US Army facing combat: _______
US Army when a penis is used in a women's stall: AAAAAAHHHHH! They have their cock out behind a closed stall and just using the bathroom like anyone else! RUN AWAY!
Penis Panickers.
PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.
Maybe they just love penis
Porn and sex toys are fairly popular in the bible belt
Epstein
It's impressive how most of these right-wing nuts have been complying with this order for decades already.
I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
Pathetic
Pete wants to see your dingle
So. Your a veteran. Yes sir! Bathroom monitor first class, sir!
Obviously, it would be a position for a private contractor who gets paid more than any enlisted service member bc of a no-bid contract.
Goddamnit that’s entirely accurate. They replaced the -room inspections- with civilians on the base I was on when processing out, and they expected white glove every single day.
lol fuck that. White glove is special event/booter cleaning; eat my whole ass.
$800,000 salary