true friend
true friend
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Who the hell goes to a nutritionist
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We used to have a TV nutritionist called Dr Gillian McKeith.
She was later forced to stop advertising herself with the word "doctor".
I'm sure it was Ben Goldacre who said "Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith"
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People who don't know what a dietitian is
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Rickets.
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I wish this didn't hit so close to home.
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This is why I love my drug dealer. No judgement from them.
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Cut the toxic people out of your life
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You know, random ass thought...
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Just eat raw liver what could happen
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The Predator will make all that irrelevant soon enough.
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Alcoholism da na na na na
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Insurance guy: you're always wonderful you know?
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Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
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We stan a supportive King.
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Who needs to brush your teeth anyways? I'm sure this Woodford Reserve will keep my mouth disinfected .
I only consume foods that contain high amount of PFAS to grow a protection layer around my teeth
Can't become a leader if you're not willing to consume lead.
teflon coated teeth actually goes hard
chemically inert, slippery to bacteria and food remains, always white
random as fuck for me to mention here but i actually used to consider woodford reserve my favorite liquor until i bought one of the bigass bottles and a coworker at the time i thought was cool kept threatening to deck me if we didn’t keep taking shots until we went through the entire bottle. i’ve never genuinely thought i was going to die the way i did being collapse on the ground after. seriously thought that was it and i was gonna choke out on vomit or something in a drunken stupor. i did the math once to figure out my BAC that night and i should’ve probably died lmao.
anyway long story short i have a food aversion to the taste and smell of woodford reserve now. any of those cheap honey whiskeys too but that’s a different story for a different time.
Has something similar with Bacardi 151 back when I was in college. Me and two friends were playing cards and drinking, losers take a shot. We went through a huge bottle in like 30 mins. I was just utterly blasted, I’d never drink so much in my life. Thought I might die of alcohol poisoning.
I stayed completely sober for like 5 years after that, and some 20 years later I still rarely drink.
It's a different time now, chop chop! Tell us another tale!