I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.
I knew a guy with the surname Gay. Needless to say, he didn't enjoy it. This was also the noughties. I'm sure it's a little less bad now.
For real estate advice you can thrust
Listed in the yearbook as Horney, Gay. Poor girl.
"Ok, we're gonna have to do something about this, polish it up a bit, so potential customers don't snicker... what's your full first name, honey?"
"Gaylorda."I met a guy many many years ago who was named: Richard Wigglesworth
He went by Dick
True story
Same for this guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_N._Swett
His bumper stickers were a hot commodity at political events.
"Are you sure you don't want to go by 'Rich' or 'Richie' instead?"
"Yeah, I'm sure."
Had a teacher in Middle school named Richard Sharp.
Also went by Dick.
Her motto should be "swipe right"
I'm not so sure she is a real estate agent
Pretty sure the fine lady is married.
Love is blind and sometimes you don't think things through.
DMV: Mama, I'm having a hard time believing that is your real or current name. You're gonna need to change the entered name on...
Gay Horney: But it is. Here... This is my birth certificate. (Hands DMV employee paper)
DMV employee's reaction
spoiler
"So you were born Horney. Interesting."
Oh she's serving all right.
