Refuse to do the test
Not put your seatbelt on before putting the car in gear. You don't even have to have moved the car to fail.
Fail the written portion, won't even let you take the driving portion withhout it
Set fire to the written portion
Its generally done on a computer now. Infect it with a virus.
Fire a gun into the dirt as you walk out with the instructor.
Slightly related: My friend's dad, a Palestinian immigrant, got his license and t-boned a car pulling out of the DMV's lot. He got out of the car and ran away. I am not aware of him facing consequences from it, it was the 80s and he probably Arab mind-tricked anyone looking to deal with him.
Have the car not in running order (headlight out, flat tire, horn disabled, etc.)
Take a deep swig of bourbon from your hip flask before turning on the car.
Don't look both ways before pulling out of the parking lot into traffic. My test was over before it began.
Got you beat, I sideswiped the truck next to me pulling out of my parking spot. It was my friend's truck too. He had just passed his road test, was getting his license, and I hit his truck. Sorry, Darcy!
Crash into the examiner’s car in the test centre car park?
Offer road head
From the driver's seat
I rear-ended a parked police car the first time I took the test.
Walk
Depends on how fast your car goes.
Walk to the test center?
Show up clearly drunk
Get in the back seat.
If your need to quickly fail supercedes staying within the confines of the law, take a swing at someone working at the testing site.
