BUT YOU FUCKING GREEDY CUNTS KEEP FIRING EVERYONE AND TAKE FAT FISCAL QUARTER BONUSES
AND THEN IT'S A 19 STEP INTERVIEW PROCESS WHEN THEY TRY TO LOOK FOR A NEW JOB
AND THAT'S IF THEY'RE "LUCKY" ENOUGH FOR THE DOGSHIT AI TO RANDOM.CHOICE() THEIR RESUME OUT OF THE 900+ OTHER DESPERATE APPLICANTS
THEN THEY FINALLY SOMEHOW GET AN OFFER:
$1.89 per full uninterrupted hour at your desk and a single bag of skittles (opened)
Sorry for the caps, I've been in the job market recently and it's fucking brutal. I have to constantly justify my value as a human being and then just face rejection after rejection.
Remember kids, don't buy into hype anymore. Hype is a marketing tool. They don't have to make any promises that a game will be good or even come out just because they hyped you up for it. Don't allow yourself to be excited for anything until it actually releases.