Origin Story
Origin Story
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Head not safe in atmosphere. Penis okay.
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stand to pee technology
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Actually, those moutaintops would have eroded and gone after 4 billion years.
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It's like a silly version of the opening scene from the movie Prometheus.
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This made more sense than the opening of Prometheus.
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Except in Prometheus the effect was intentional.
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Would've been better if it were shit, since some people are so full of it.
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I've read a study years ago, that we are likely one of the earliest civilizations in the known universe; it wouldn't have been possible a few billion years ago. I don't remember the details, just that it made sense.
Edit: right, i think it was the insufficient amount of heavier elements.
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We are the Great Old Ones.
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I mean it lead to people like Trump, Netanyahu and Putin. So there is at least some piss involved
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That was urine right? .... not the emissions of an alien orgasm, which to us would look like someone peeing
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Well he says it's a puddle of piss
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maybe piss and cum is the same thing for their species
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Is urination against the prime directive?
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Of Urine-us?
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This is why Captain Archer needed to chop up a log.
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Panspermia, because pee is stored in the balls.
But I like Stanislaw Lem's version. Some aliens used Earth as an illegal garbage dump. That's why humans are so prone to pollution.
"Pollution" is just a natural process of excretion. One could say that the oxidation of earth is cyanobacteria "polluting" their oxygen waste. But I guess how humans pollute the earth is far weirder than anything and quicker than ever experienced.
yes it is. Peter from the playground told me, and I believe him