Should be a universal rule

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Swearing is a useful skill.

Give them a double espresso and a kazoo
- But a kazoo can be taken away - and a good swear word can be enjoyed for a lifetime.
- The kazoo is the crowning touch. I'd add giving them a husky puppy and a fully automatic Nerf dart gun with 10,000 rounds.
  
  The dog doesn't deserve that
Essentially brought up to speed with the rest then?
Very similar energy.
- Siboire!
Plot twist, the child has undiagnosed ADHD and will behave like an angel after the red bull.
- "Well, fuck me. I feel goddam calm for once."
Come on, Grandma, it's time to get you back to Facebook.

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