I hate the sun. The sun's a piece of shit and I fucking hate it. It always shows up "hey man it's hot outside! Why don't you take your shirt off, go to the beach, get out your man tits and low self esteem?" SUN, FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
I don't know... the Moon is beautiful, but George Carlin had a point on worshiping the Sun:
"I've begun worshiping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate."