dating rule
dating rule
transcription: holy shit please stop talking about how you want an ancient elf of vampire girlfriend, you cant even pull women your own age, what on earth makes you think you could impress someone whos lived for centuries?
Maybe, they’ll think I’m a cute pet :3
you would like that wouldn't you~
You know what, fuck it, I would love to be their pet. I'm not even talking in a sexual manner. Think about how we humans treat pets. I don't like working and suffering through life. Why would I not want an ancient creature to take care of all my needs while I sloth around and do nothing. God, ancient creatures, take me as your beloved pet!
👉👈🥺
pukes on the nice rug again
Of course not, absurd accusations
I would yes.
Sameshit :3
Maybe they want someone who is very sour and constantly depressed. You never know.
What are you talkin' about? I'm a women and I pull on myself regularly?
I'm hoping she's a narcissist with a fragile ego who can't stand her own kind and has repeated failed relationships with humans as a predatory thing
you think too highly of yourself
ohh my godddd reallllllllll
by being quirky and spontaneous
It's not the getting of women that's the problem. It's that due to circumstances and bad habits/poor boundary policing, I almost always end up supporting them. A relationship with an ancient, ageless creature seems like it has the chance to be them supporting me and I'd like to experience that. I think it would be a nice break. Plus I'm not that expensive either.
;(
no need to be - dis mean...
yis i kno ive got lil chances at all - yis i see it n im nt buildin up any hop - congrats - bt lik -
... dis is... - i didn expect u to go dis far.
Don't take it to heart! It's only meant to be some rude humor. It isn't serious, nor is it directed at anyone.
i kno it isnt serious...... bt - it... it kindsa does look like it u kno?....
i made reaction post to dis post jus now - mayb have look <3
🍩 very salty detected
I'm 46 years old. I've been on the Internet for a long time. You've seen one dick pic, you've seen 'em all. I could start a meticulous catalogue for comparative purposes. But I will not. For I am kind.
Hahaaa, I mostly dated women older than me, means I still have a shot!
Whadcha talkin' about, I've pulled a lot of women in my life... In Genshin Impact
laura hollis manifested a vampire girlfriend and look what happened
We hadn't figured out how to (eep heat and pressure hot enough for fusion
Much less in a dumpster.
I can absolutely impress her.