Instead of "Skin a cat", try "Groom a pussy."
40 0 ReplyThen what would PETA do?
3 0 ReplyShoot the cat.
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Get two birds stoned at once
38 0 Reply21 0 ReplyThat's what I'd do with a million dollars.
5 0 ReplyStone two birds with one joint
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There's more than one way to wear a hat.
15 0 ReplyThat’s actually a good replacement
2 0 ReplyPin the bat?
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I regularly feed three birds with one biscuit. Two with a scone would be as easy as drowning kittens
11 0 ReplyThey replaced anti animal language with anti plant language. Just because roses have thorns does not mean they are objects!
11 0 ReplyJust wait until... who ever flower PETA is comes, and finds sayings with stones.
2 0 ReplyTheres more than one way to stack rocks
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I actually quite like "Feed a fed horse".
8 0 ReplyJokes aside you guys should try these. They're actually so fun. Feed a fed horse is a go-to of mine.
6 0 ReplyAbsolutely. I use feed two birds with one scone all the time.
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This has Ken M vibes.
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