Why is it called a "restroom" if I'm fighting for life in here?
Temba, at rest.
1lb down already! Good work.
There's a movie from the 90s with Eddie Murphy called "The Nutty Professor". It's the first movie in which the trope of Eddie Murphy playing all the characters started from.
Anyways, there's a line in the movie where the dad walks out of the bathroom after having just taken a shit, and he says "Whew! I feel 10lbs lighter!"
It's meant to be comedy, but I just remember thinking when I saw it "10 POUNDS??? Holy fuck dude! Thats not something to joke about! You didn't engage in a funny situation. You have a medical problem, and now you're going to be in life crippling debt!"
Eh, that was just water weight.
Does anyone weigh themselves before and after taking a massive shit? Or is it just me? Just me huh. Cool cool.
I've done it. I've dropped deuces that were so enormous they filled the bowl and just about touched my ass. And I weighed exactly the same after as I did right before. Makes no sense.
That is bizarre. All I can figure is that you have a portal to the Dimension of Feces inside you.
Your scale is not accurate.. I had a digital scale that was similar, I could weigh myself, pick up a small object with a known weight, and it would read the same number, down to the tenth of a pound.
I replaced it with another scale that's more accurate.
Alright bud you've done your daily, see you tmrw👋😊
Every great journey begins with a massive shit.
Every great journey begins with a stop in the bathroom.
He knows what's up. Every workout should start with taking a shit. Unless you're going for a squat PB and need a little extra thrust on the way up
Drop set 💪
