Music is definitely cooler than wearing pants.
Isnt this just because pants dont leave a lot of traces after tens of thousands of years, while a bone flute is much more likely to do so?
That and that people used to wear other sorts of garments that weren't such a pain to make.
Loincloth people unite!
This is kind of how I feel about the idea of the very first writing being chiseled in stone or engraved on clay tablets. If there was a much older civilization that never did that but invented paper and pencils instead, we'd probably never know it.
The earliest proof of clothing we have are needles that survive the pass of time, but not the clothes they made.
Robes.
And skirts/kilts.
You don't need pants if your tools have straps
Dammit, I wanted to actually hear it!
Wearing pants will not get you laid, having a sick flute will...
Robes were easier to make and were a one size fits all
Here's another hot take with the same data:
Pants may disintegrate, but flutes last forever!The tyranny of pants. Set me free, music!
And thats where "rock with your cock out" and "jam with your clam out" comes from.
Oh, and here I was thinking that rocking with your cock out was stimming in the shower during a crisis in existential dread. Well, you learn something new every day.
Stimming, cock out and Lemmy. You got it bro
Where do you think Satyrs came from?
MFs will say humanity never had a golden age 😒
