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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world ScrollerBall @lemmy.world 1d ago

Get This Klingon a Puppers

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I heard he fucked a targ...
- Allegedly!
  
  Allegedlies
  
  That would take at least 3 crew just to hold it down
Fuckin gold
Folks are saying it was a sick targ. Allegedlys
The lots of you’s has been hooverin up too much schneef.
"YOUR COUNSELOR'S HOT, RIKER! There! I said it!"
Well, Geordi, pitter patter...
- Give yer balls a tug
  
  From late February.
I’ll have a Puppers
- I don’t know why we're not having a puppers right now.
  
  I could use a dart
O'Brien goes out in his barn clothes
- I heard O'Brien's been hanging out with degens. Bad gas travels fast in a small ship.
  
  But you hate degens from up country too, huh?
  
  Yeah.
  
  And where exactly is up-country in space?
Need a jem'hadar yelling "Rips!" and Bajoran yelling "Revelations!"
- Ferengi: ferda latinum
SHUT UP Q-ESY!
- Fuck you, Wesley, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Picard's Fighting Fish. Threw off the pH levels in his aquarium, you piece of shit.

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