Altoona-style pizza
Altoona-style pizza
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Altoona-style pizza - Wikipedia
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distant sound of Italians exploding
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🧨
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absolutely fucking not
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While originally topped with Velveeta, Altoona-style pizza is popularly topped with yellow processed cheese known as American cheese.
A.k.a melted plastic.
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I will only accept American in two places, albeit mostly for nostalgia/vibes; burger/patty melt, and grilled cheese.
And even in those applications you can do a lot better for the melty cheese factor - hell even provolone or swiss is a solid upgrade.
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Its good in a grilled cheese! I don't want fancy or even nice for grilled cheese. I want melty, fat melty, slightly oily, easy to eat like 3 of then in a go at 4am!
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Cmon Linus, we all know it’s you
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This looks like a crime
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Crikey. I’m from NY and this was the worst pizza abomination I’d seen until now. And yes it’s disgusting. St Louis style pizza
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NJ here. What the hell is provel cheese?
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ProvelSteer clear lol
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Take one of those, throw the ingredients on haphazzardly so they're not evenly distributed at all, then burn it to a crisp. Congratulations you just made the new haven style pizza that people from Connecticut pretend they like out of hometown pride
YUMMY RIGHT???
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:<
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So fucking nasty.
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Yeah the pizza isn't great, either
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"..topped with American cheese.."
Fuck. Right. Off.
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“Hello, r/pizzacrimes? I’d like to report a murder.”
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Altoona would be a good candidate for Nuclear Whipping Boy
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WHO LETS THE AMERICAN INVENT FOOD! THATS IT NO KITCHENS FOR AMERICANS ANYMORE!
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Kill it with fire!
Oh, they tried but took too long and the infection spread.